public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity
and then you look down at your textbook and its like
i need the power to make any boy fall in love with me
oh wait i already do
remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME
white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face
me: bitch what u say to me
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me: email@example.com