tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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(via oomshi)

vanillish:

vanillish:

i need the power to make any boy fall in love with me

oh wait i already do

(via troyesivan)

fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

(Source: flauxx, via nauticalbrainwaves)

groovywhitekid:

great
vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

almondmilkpapi:

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me

(via beyoncevevo)

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via toodopetoexist)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via suspend)

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

(Source: queerserket, via beyoncevevo)

  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@aol.com


epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via suspend)